The metal board has the school rules written in big black letters and I huff a laugh as I read: Class A offences-subject to judicial hearing · Murder · Torture · Consuming other students or staff Class B offences-subject to local punishment · Permanent maiming or mutilation Class C offences-subject to remedial classes · Shifting in non-shifting areas · Accidental grievous bodily harm · Marking via urination, furniture or any property · Public nudity (accidental or otherwise) · Public fornication or acts of indecency · Disrespectful behaviours towards staff
