Birdie doc moves down her long checklist. “Any health issues or injuries I need to know about?” Xander’s quick as usual when he calls out from the cubicle next to us, “Savage has syphilis! We call him Syphy Savvy.” I snarl over my shoulder, then turn politely to the doctor. “I don’t, doc. I check my cock daily, if you know what I mean. And I always use protection.” Used. Past fucking tense.
