“Aren’t they something?” says my dad. “Mm, they’re something, alright.” “I know it’s a different dynamic to what we’re used to. Honestly, it took me a while to adjust. They ran rings around me in the beginning.” He laughs. “I’m sure it will take a while for you, too, but you’re going to love them, Jess. You’ll see. Once you get to know them, you’re going to love them like crazy.” Over my dead fucking body.

