The Step Bro Situation (Situationship #1)

by Jesse H. Reign

The only thing stopping me from getting Gould in a headlock, dragging him to the ocean and liberally waterboarding him, is societal norms.

I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? Our parents find out and both have a heart attack? They’re both fit and young, they have a lot to live for, they’d probably make it.

Before he can say what he wants to say next, I say the last thing on Earth I expect to hear myself say. “I’ve barely even started taking care of you yet.”