Claimed by the Cthulhu (Monstrous Meet Cutes #2)

by Wendi Guff

“Cthulhu men can detach their cocks.

“My kotilo will suction to your pussy, and you can use it to fuck your wife.”

They say curiosity killed that cat, but the saying is all wrong in my case. It should be curiosity stroked the cock, and not just any cock. A monster one.

“You sound like Tony the Tiger.” This makes me scowl. “Is Tony your boyfriend?”

Hahaha now there is a blast from the past 😂

I am upset on your behalf. Parents are the guardians of children. They are keepers of the young hearts housed in those small, vulnerable bodies. Their job is not to exert their vast strength and knowledge over you, but to use it to help you grow into the person you want and are meant to be—not the one they think you should be.

“You’re yelling. And how come you can say things like ‘thatched cottage’ for a vagina, but I can’t call my ass the ‘shed behind it’?”

“Firstly, thatched cottage is a common term. Like fur burger.

“Guilt is a powerful tool that can be the catalyst for healing if acknowledged responsibly, but usually ends up being a person’s own form of self-destruction.”