Claimed by the Cthulhu (Monstrous Meet Cutes #2)

by Wendi Guff

I snarl at the sight, my barbels swishing in agitation.

I wonder if the barbells are his facial tentacles?

“Your name’s Chaos? That seems fitting considering that’s all you’ve spread in my life.” A smile tickles my lips. “Actually, it’s pronounced kouse,

Do you know how hard it was for my to read “Kouse” every time chaos was written!

Peryton

Bird deer. Looks like a deer with hawk like wings and tail feathers. Weird!

“Will these tentacles bite me?” “They’re called barbels,

Ha! I knew it!

My eyes roll up to check the gray matter behind them.

Oh I really like this chick! She’s funny! 😆

“Sometimes we have to get burned so that we can rise from the ashes.”

The wisdom!

It sounds like those other guys were a bunch of skatakolim.” “Skatakolim?” “It's Cthulhuian. Basically, the English equivalent to douchecanoe, but it literally means ‘sewer swimmer’.”

I would so start saying this every time I wasnt to call someone a douchecanoe but I’m not sure I would pronounce it correctly!

Así así!”

Like that, like that!

“Thanks, Cal. I appreciate it. Right now, I'm not strong enough. I never talk to them, and if I found out where he is, I don't think I could leave without taking him with me.”

She had a child!!!!!!

“Scary thing, the past. It's like the poltergeist of our minds that we can't exorcise.”

my advice is to replace it with a better ghost.” Callie's nose crinkles. “Better ghost?” “Yeah, better memories for better ghosts. Take what’s happening now to find something happier so that your ghost haunts you with sunnier thoughts about your past.”

“You're not, but don't you want to impress him, too? Guys shouldn’t be the ones who always put in the effort.”

Damn the knowledge this book is kickin out is deep and impressive!

“You don’t even know what I’m going to do.” “It’s probably something nerdy that will delight the both of you and end with multiple orgasms on both sides—that shit deserves a high five.”

Being a gentleman will be the death of me.

I feel like dread island is going to cause some serious problems and feelings of betrayal. I really hope that her bioluminescence theory is the answer to his problems because they are to cute to watch them fall into this problem!

clam jam!”

😂

What I don’t add is that very few people have my trust, and for reasons I can’t quite comprehend, this sweet monster has earned mine.

Oh my god dread island is going to hurt so much! I can’t watch! 🫣 ***it didn’t! I loved how the truth came out! The chaos, the love, the everything about how this was dealt with was amazing!

“Shut the front fucking door.”

🤣😂🤣

“There is no more spawning, thanks to you, mikrasa. So now, I’m insatiable all the time, but only for my mate.” “Man, I feel bad for her.”

Stymphalian,

Big ass bird! I wonder what that looks like with a humanoid and a bird! Oh the possibilities