The Boyfriend: Every Parents Worst Nightmare
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You’re a dynamite kisser.
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Tf is up with their sayings? Is this the 50s??
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‘You really are a dirty bitch.’
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They kissed? tf
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‘Nice meeting you too, Janice.
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Is she Jay?
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All she received from them were hostile looks. ‘What the hell was all that about?’ Nichola snapped, her words stinging Lisa almost as much as the slap from Peter had. Paula looked down her nose at Lisa. ‘Way to ruin a fun evening, Lisa,’ she said, brushing past her and heading towards the living room. She picked up her bag that contained her clothes, opened it, and began to take things out. ‘What are you doing?’ Lisa asked. Paula looked at her and hissed. ‘I’m going somewhere fun.’ Nichola was doing the same; trying her best to not make eye contact with Lisa. ‘You too?’ Lisa asked, her lips ...more
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bffr. Your friend is attacked and yall are mad a her????
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The last sleep of the innocent!
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Cringe
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It was the aftershave. She had smelt it only moments ago. ‘It’s not Peter. It’s me!’
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I need rolling eye emoji
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She watched her boyfriend shake his head slowly as the grip he had on her chin tightened. ‘No, Lisa! You’re far from OK,’ he whispered. ‘You’re about as far from OK as you can get, you fucking pig!’
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Why is sean so cringe?
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‘Because me and my friend Jay want to. Is that OK with you, pig?’
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Omfg how many times can he call her pig
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‘Shut up now, piggy. Daddy’s thinking about what he needs to do to you for the next forty-eight hours.’
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Sean stfu
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He looked like a cartoon villain, one who thought he was going to get away with whatever dastardly deed he was about to do
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Yeah and he acts like one too
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You’re my plaything, and I like to play with piggies.’
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HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA CALL HER A PIG TF
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‘I hate you, you little cunt!’
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Oh a new name.fun.
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It was her shame!
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Enough with the random exclamation marks
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‘OK, OK! I’m sorry, I won’t call her a piggy anymore.’
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Someone has some sense omfg
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He giggled to himself as he stepped over the twitching body of his former girlfriend and squatted. He emptied his bowels over her wounded chest, sniggering to himself as he did. He wiped himself on her bedsheets, put his trousers back on, and regarded his handiwork.
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None of this was necessary
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He then released a hot, thick flow of urine all over her.
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Sean you are doing the most
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‘Nichola, you are one dirty be-atch! But I totally get what you mean.’
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Did a man write this book
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They were back as close friends.
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These friends suck
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Then he saw him strike her back!
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Stooooop with the exclamation points
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It was strange. Something was happening. For the first time since … since Sean, she felt happy; aroused!
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Oh bffr.
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They were too far away to see who they were, but he recognised at least one of them as female. He stepped back into the shadows, watching the progress of the newcomers as they headed into the alleyway.
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I guess lisa and janice buying from the same dealers as sean
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It would be the last time he ever slept in this house.
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Hopefully unalived
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The landing and the stairwell were empty!
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I need someone to take this man's exclamation points asap
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The greasy feel of blood on his skin, up his nose, made him want to vomit, but he knew if he opened his mouth, the foul, thick, fatty substance would enter him. It was a perfect catch twenty-two scenario.
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But it didnt when you assaulted multiple people? Lolokay
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‘You’re … you’re a fucking lunatic!’ Sean gasped.
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Pot meet kettle
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Blood!
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*eyetwitch*
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‘Scream and shout all you want, my friend. Not one person is going to hear you. No one’s coming to rescue you. Even if they did, they would only be taking you in for multiple murders.’
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Lol remember you said that to Lisa
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all he managed to do was wipe a stripe of his own shit across his face.
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Why is there so much about feces in this book? Kink shaming hard.
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‘What’s all that shouting in the background? I can hardly hear you. How do you know that if he hasn’t been caught?’ Lisa continued her one-sided conversation. ‘I do trust you. OK, I’ll tell Mom. Are you sure everything’s OK? That sounds like a lot of shouting. All right, I’ll talk to you later. I love you, Daddy.’
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"my dad does secret work hes totes not hurting sean" tony, you really gotta hide your shenanigans better
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The blood that was engorging his cock had come from the infected parts of his body, bringing their corruption with it.
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Tf
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For now!
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*shakes fist* EXCLAMATION POINTS
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‘I-I’m sorry, Mr Quinn.’
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Be so forreal my dude
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‘Please stop,’ he pleaded.
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BE SO FORREAL SEAN
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They don’t give a shit about you, Lisa. I was the only one there for you. I’ve been the one rubbing ointment into your wounds, kissing them better.’
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I still feel like shes jay
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‘Janice …’ Lisa said, grabbing her arm. Janice turned, quick as a flash, and slapped her hard across the bridge of her nose.
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Damn, lisa, just get rid of all these losers
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‘You’re such a fucking victim,’ Janice hissed before the bedroom door slammed shut.
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Did we already forget your BEST FRIEND was violently assaulted??
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Jay took a step back and gasped. ‘Mr Quinn?’ ‘Hello, Janice,’ Tony said in a level voice,
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Wow how obvious
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‘Because I wanted her. Not as a friend, not just as a friend. I wanted to be with her. I wanted her to want me like I needed her. Only she wasn’t like that. She was only into guys. All I ever wanted was her to love me back.’
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Yeah, lets paint the LGBTQ like this. Gag.