Aleks has a home game tonight, doesn’t he?” “Yeah, and it’s his fault I drank so much. I was all woo, you can be designated driver because your coach will kill you if you turn up hungover tomorrow.” “Sure. His fault. Let’s go with that. Anyway, I’m wondering if you’re taking anyone to fill those season tickets of yours.” “Nah, I wasn’t even going to go myself tonight. Too sick, and hockey is slow and boring as it is.” “You are a disgrace to the Crosby last name, and you should be stripped of it immediately.” “Ugh, you sound like Aleks.”
