But seriously, is it bad karma to wish for a horrific accident or fire that will occupy my brain other than snoring and stupid Eman? I don’t wish harm on anyone, but I dunno, maybe an abandoned building?” “This is why so many firefighters turn out to be pyromaniacs, isn’t it?” “I didn’t say I’m going to set one. Just that … I maybe want one to happen.” “Definite pyro.” I grin, even though he can’t see me. “You got me.”