“This week, your wish is my command.” “You’re an idiot.” “I prefer loveable jester.” “Aren’t jesters supposed to be funny?” “Wow. I come on this trip to help you, and that’s the response I get. I see how it is.” He looks back over his shoulder. “For that, you’re on the tiny couch tonight.” “But then who will you spoon?” Sanden yanks the pillow out from under my head. “This is Paulie, and he’ll be my spooning buddy for the trip.” “I’m sure you and Paulie will be very happy together.” “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t put that kind of pressure on our relationship. We’re new.”