You’re my wife.” “Technically,” I reminded him, earning a scowl. “Legally.” He approached me again, looming over me in a way that made my breath catch in my throat. “And I believe at this point, our vows are a little too well-consummated for you to still be letting shit like that come out of your mouth.” “Anybody can have sex.” “Yes, but has anybody but me been in all three holes in your body just this morning?” He smirked. “Do you have to be so crude?” “Only when you’re pretending you’re not mine through and through.”
