think you’ll get married? Are you seeing anyone? Is it serious? Did you always want to teach? Do you think you’ll teach forever? Are you writing a book on the side? Have you thought about Portland? Or Boston? You could go back to school, you could be principal, you could be a mom, you could do anything, you’re so young. So young. So, so young. All I want is to get through the day. All I want is to take care of my dog and watch The Bachelor with Mom and get laid every once in a while.
