Hounded (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #1)

by Kevin Hearne

What does one do when one needs to pray to the gods for patience but a god is causing the need for patience?

Her brow crinkled in confusion. “The Society for Cruelty to Animals?” “No, I think you mean the SPCA, where the P stands for Prevention.” “Ah. Of course.” I shot a quick thought to Oberon. See? Witches.

this had me laughing

“I will allow it this once. I would find it more amusing if you would use gamer jargon from now on, like, ‘If we fought the Tuatha Dé Danann, we’d get so pwned.’”

that. “It should be clear to you that Wikipedia knows nothing about what a real Druid can do.”