Don't Tell Mom I Work on the Rigs She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse

by Paul Carter

By 2080 we need a viable alternative to oil and gas, because by then one-third of our energy needs will have to come from somewhere else. Like solar power, wind power, geothermal power, hydrogen fuel cells, a genetically engineered three-story hamster in a fuckin’ huge wheel—I don’t know.