Every time I read Upstream, an oilfield newspaper, there’s an article like this: Bumfuck Nowhere: All nine passengers and crew died yesterday when a twelve-seater Sikorsky helicopter operated by Doom Air crashed in a really big ball of flames shortly after takeoff from Bumfuck Nowhere regional airport. Witnesses said the helicopter fell for, oh wow, ages before vanishing into the jungle at 1,592 miles an hour.
