Collins nodded once, the movement jerky. “As such, I’ve decided it would be in everyone’s best interest for me to marry one of you. Originally I thought Jane would be the ideal wife, but after I came to learn she was already nearly engaged to another, I realized the second-eldest daughter was also perfectly acceptable. Given that, I believe that we should marry.”
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