I’m suddenly overcome with the realization that I don’t know what his feet look like. What if he has hairy hobbit feet? Or even a millimeter-too-long toenail? I know he’s been barefoot around me before because we’ve all been to the beach and swimming plenty of times. Maybe that’s a good sign that there’s nothing overly strange about them since I can’t bring them to mind? But I’ve never seen the man wear a flip-flop. Is Meyer a flip-flop man? Why does that idea kind of gross me out? Am I discovering a shallow prejudice of mine? An anti-foot fetish, if you will? “Jones. Blink, please. You have
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