“I think I’ve reached my limit on the judgment I can take for having a child at a comedy show featuring you giving a QVC-worthy presentation on your sex toy collection, Jonesy.” “That bit is a long-winded public service announcement. I’m using my platform wisely.” “I’ve been threatened with CPS twice.” “Only before you explained that she couldn’t actually hear anything I was saying.” I hold my hands up in placation. “Which, as you’ll recall, only had them judging harder.”
