“Well, you’re kind of unfunny for a comedian,” I retort primly. His palms go to his heart in mock horror. “Just wait until I tell you about your meeting with a financial advisor and how I plan to make you set up a 401k.” “Lovely. Do you jerk off to Dave Ramsey, too?” “No, but I did find a podcast of women who talk about NFTs and sometimes I’ll have a go at myself to that.”
