“And now, I’d like to introduce to you the father of Rock ’n’ Roll, the one and only, ELVIS PRESLEY!” “AND?!” Dad barks from the kitchen. “And what?!” Brenden snaps into the microphone, the feedback causing us all to cringe. “Read the card, jackass!” “Oh—” Brenden rolls his eyes, his voice flat “—his hunka hunka burnin’ sidekick.” “See See Rider” begins to play as Dad struts in, decked out from head to foot in Elvis garb with Peyton in his arms, dressed similarly in his own studded white jumpsuit, matching white boots, and Elvis wig.
omg sooooo good 😂😂
