He’s a consultant, which means he’s not my employee, which makes our friendship legit. What can I say? He loves me for me.” “You’re making jokes? You’ve got jokes! You’re the worst brother ever!” “We all have to have goals.” “I can’t believe this.” I shake my head. “Well, if you’re wanting to get even with him in the ‘eat your heart out’ sense, then you might want to rethink the makeup. You look like a bedazzled geisha.” “Go straight to hell.”

