Imagine if Lara Croft and Matilda Wormwood had a baby, but the baby grew up on Backstreet Boys and then got really into permaculture. Kim was a gifted honors student who composed her own piano solos, belted Christina Aguilera in the shower, and nursed a hobby obsession with the Freemasons and the Knights Templar through most of her early twenties. She’s a passionate environmentalist and has a mixed relationship with the occult. In high school, I would wake up occasionally to the sound of her screaming. I’d get out of bed, open the door to her room, and chase out the “ghosts” that terrorized
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