That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)

by Kimberly Lemming

I had only two things on my mind: cheese and how to get home.

Love is for people with not enough wine in their hands!

“What’s that, Cin?” Usha asked. “Nothing. It doesn’t matter anymore, so fuck it. Piracy.”

Any hope of keeping a shred of dignity in this affair went out for milk and never returned.

“Last night, you demanded we bring you cheese and then stated that you were the cheese queen.”

“Oh, so sorry, dear. Bowing is where I draw the line. Bad knees and all that.”