That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)

by Kimberly Lemming

Demons and goddess shit should be left to the Chosen One. I was just the Tired One, so I’d leave it at that.

“I’ll be honest: I don’t understand why you are upset with me for punishing that fool. He picked a fight he shouldn’t have and lost. Where I come from, it would be merciful to kill something so weak. As for your fear of the myths and monsters around you: I promise you, little Rabbit, I’m the worst one. Nothing else would stand a chance of attacking us.”

With all the craziness the quest had thrown at me, the comfort of good food was more important than I could have ever imagined. I just

Fallon sighed and shook his head as if the world was against him. “Oh, the troubles I go through for my wife.” A thrill went up my spine at his words. “Am I really? We don’t need to have a ceremony or register with the church?” “Darling, we burned down the church.”