That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)
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But everyone loved to conveniently ignore the minor issue of our heroes not always coming back.
Lori White
Lmao well that's not okay
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The sun beat down here in Kinnamo like we owed it money.
Lori White
LOL
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“Until the last phylactery is destroyed, you are mine,” he growled low in his throat.
Lori White
Idk demon time might be alright with me
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“What was that?!” Fallon shouted with a gasp. I popped up again, heart racing. “What? What did you hear!” The demon looked around, covering his mouth with his hand. “Ah! The wind!”
Lori White
Lmfaoooo he plays too much!!!!!!
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“Contrary to whatever stories of demons and monsters you’ve been told, the sight of a quivering, crying woman does nothing for my arousal. You are safe from me tonight.” “Tonight?” I asked. Fallon gave a wry smile and winked. “I said I might grow on you.”
Lori White
Oh yeah, they will definitely be knocking boots lolol
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“I mean, I’m going to take you as my wife when this is all over.”
Lori White
Baby he is not playing ANY games!!!! That's right Fal! Get your woman!!!!!
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“Finish washing, love. I’ll help fix your hair after.”
Lori White
Yeah i love him real bad
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“Of course, that would trigger the honeymoon phase, and we wouldn’t be able to keep our hands off each other. As tempting as you are, love, I’d rather not fuck you senseless in a deadly forest.”
Lori White
Bro lmaoooo
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“I have agreed to absolutely none of that!” “Why not? You mentioned you were unattached, we’ve gotten along quite well, the attraction is there, and I’m clearly strong enough to protect you.”
Lori White
Points have been made. A real man is trying to step up to the front line and take over!!!!!
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His hair was all but gone, except for a ring of scraggly hair going from his ears to the back of his head. I don’t know why balding men choose to keep that. Just shave it off.
Lori White
Seriously though
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My demon growled in frustration and threw Jeff to the side of the road. “DAMMIT!” he snarled.
Lori White
That's right! Claim your demon sis!
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“How many points will you give me when I taste your cunt? I’ll lick my way through it, slowly, getting deeper and deeper until I’ve found the little jewel of your clit… and I would circle my tongue on it until I feel it swell. I’ll lick it, stroke it… until you squeezed these thighs around my head, until you’ve grabbed me by the horns and guided me deeper into you. I’ll suck on you then. But not enough to give you a reprieve. I want you begging, you see. I’ll do it so gently… so delicately… that you stop being so fucking careful with me and show me that fiery hellion I know you’ve been hiding. ...more
Lori White
WELL HOT DAMN
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I’m going to fuck a demon before this is over.
Lori White
Glad you know it sis!!!!!!
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Her answer left me speechless for a moment. But she was right. Her logic was simple and just made changing one’s entire worldview seem like a mundane occurrence. Maybe it should be. As much as I’d rather stay out of conflict and live out my life in peace, I don’t think I could walk away from someone suffering in front of me.
Lori White
Amen. This world needs more of this
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The snow-haired man’s eyes darkened with a chilling glint. “We lamia have haunted the dreams of men since the time of the ancients. The grandchildren of those who hurt me will weep at the sound of my name after I throw them in the pyre of my hatred and dance in the rain of their ashes.”
Lori White
Lmao oh okay
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Fallon was suddenly right in front of him. Wordlessly, my demon grabbed the man by his head and tore it clean off his shoulders. The body flailed its arms wildly before falling to its knees, then flat on the ground.
Lori White
That's right Fal! Defend your woman!!!!
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A small smile graced his lips. “Every scratch,” he whispered, his tone gentle and comforting, “every bruise, I will pay back in fire and blood.”
Lori White
Hell yeah Fal!
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Any hope of keeping a shred of dignity in this affair went out for milk and never returned.
Lori White
Wild lmao
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“Cin, hun, I’m going to need you to focus up. This morning I counted one hundred people on this ship. Us included. Three of us are women. I’m not handing control of the ship to a group of horny men. So you will straighten your back, put some bass in your voice, and be the second-in-command. Got it?”
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Period
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I could die from this. They’ll have to write “fucked into oblivion” on my tombstone. But glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die. “Fallon, please don’t stop!” Why did I ever fight this? He was right. So much time wasted when I could have had this jaw-dropping demon fucking me within an inch of my life the entire trip. So dumb.
Lori White
Lmao girlllllll
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Fallon kissed my neck before thrusting upward. The scream that tore from my throat was probably enough to shatter the last chalice.
Lori White
Lmaooooo
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“Oh.” My pulse quickened as heat pooled in between my legs, and wouldn’t you know it? I suddenly wasn’t hungry anymore. Weird how a good dick could tempt you away from life’s basic necessities.
Lori White
LOL
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That ridiculous dragon slut magic was just hellbent on me spreading my legs for him at any moment.
Lori White
That WHAT!? Lmao
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He will always protect me. I know that now.
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“I want you to flip me over and fuck me senseless. I want your hand grabbing my neck as you spank me until I come. Then I want you to pull my hair as you rut into me. And I want it now.” The look on his face was almost comical. Fallon’s mouth hung open for a moment before snapping it shut. “I love you,” he whispered. “I know,” I said, nodding. “Now flip me over and tell me I’m a good girl.”
Lori White
Well damn