That Time I Got Drunk and Saved a Demon (Mead Mishaps, #1)

by Kimberly Lemming

“Nothing. It doesn’t matter anymore, so fuck it. Piracy.”

“I can be your villain,”

My back arched as the first orgasm ripped through me like a mobster collecting a debt.

They’ll have to write “fucked into oblivion” on my tombstone.

Weird how a good dick could tempt you away from life’s basic necessities.

“No one said killing a goddess was easy! Chop chop, let’s GO!”

“I want you to flip me over and fuck me senseless. I want your hand grabbing my neck as you spank me until I come. Then I want you to pull my hair as you rut into me. And I want it now.” The look on his face was almost comical. Fallon’s mouth hung open for a moment before snapping it shut. “I love you,” he whispered. “I know,” I said, nodding. “Now flip me over and tell me I’m a good girl.”