“I am taking it back. I, Violet Lynn Franklin, do not love Julian Ashley Lehrer.” “Mmm.” Julian is deep in thought. “And I, Julian Ashley Lehrer, do not love Violet Lynn Franklin. I have not spent a million nights thinking about her voice and the dirty things she’s said to me. I have not almost driven off the road this week when she stretched a certain way. I have definitely not realized that she was the best part of every conference I’ve been to. Yep. Definitely don’t love her.”
