The Pucking Wrong Number (Pucking Wrong, #1)

by C.R. Jane

But she never says another word. She’s just gone, like a flame extinguished in a dark room.

Omg

“Virgins happen to be my favorite thing to collect.”

Murder is acceptable

“I see great things for you, little duck,”

Omg hes sweet

The situation called for a fist pump.

Seems sus

The scary part… I’d never come so hard in my life. And she hadn’t even touched me yet.

Dangerous

"Have I told you I'm proud of you, little bird?" Bill asked suddenly.

Aww i love him

"Ride my thigh, baby," he commanded, his hand on the small of my back holding me in place.

I---you just actually met

I was all for moving up in my jobs; I needed the money desperately…but not like this.

Why not? Fuck em

It was a satisfying sight, watching her full lips glistening with my cum, knowing that when she woke in the morning, she’d taste nothing but me.

My dude lol

MONROE. His cock was tattooed with my name.

Moron lol

at least nine inches long.

Ooo we got measurements?

And nothing, not even her, would stand in the way of that.

I dont think thats healthy

And I didn’t want to hurt her by being mad with raging lust when I took her fucking virginity.

Dude how do you know

I wanted her blood all over my dick.

Wht are we obsessed with this

“Yeah, the shithead got wasted at some party last night and fell off a balcony…with some puck bunny still attached to his dick.”

Omg

“Don’t be scared, dream girl,”

I am tired of this pet name

Father: I wish it had been you.

DAMN DAD say what you really feel

“You’re going to fire Monroe. Tomorrow,” I said simply.

Wtf

“Fuck,” I laughed, a hitched sob sneaking its way in. “You’re ridiculously perfect. I can’t think of anything I don’t like about you.” His gaze flickered, a shadow passing over his beautiful face. He was probably thinking of what he’d told me about his brother.

Yeesh

Now that I was here, I wasn’t sure why I’d been so against coming in the first place. Oh, right—it was because I used to have a job to worry about.

Funny how that cleared up...

But I didn't tell him I loved him.

Does this have a happy ending?

I was the perfect gold star alpha hero that women all over the world thirsted for…would do anything for. Any girl I’d slept with or gone to an event with went absolutely nuts on social media, wanting to tell every person alive they’d managed to bag me for one night.

Ugh

I screamed. But there was no one to hear me. A second later, I felt a prick in my neck. And then the world went dark.

WOAH

I would’ve been able to track her down–the tracker she thought was just a birth control implant took care of that–but even being away from her for that long was something I couldn’t allow.

OH MY GOD

She was going to be pissed off about the cuff around her ankle, but eventually she’d understand. She’d understand why I would do everything to keep us together.

wait what!!!?

"Maybe I am a monster, dream girl. But I'm your monster. And that's all that matters."

This took a crazy turn

“Monroe. Your name is on the title.”

This book is crazy

We didn’t get married the next day. We got married that night.

This book is insane lol