The Pucking Wrong Number (Pucking Wrong, #1)

by C.R. Jane

"Hey there, gorgeous," he said, leaning against the counter with a cocky grin. "You look tired. Why don't you let me take you out and help you relax?"

Cringe

His leering gaze lingered on me for a moment too long,

Is every dude gonna be ugly and rapey?

lime green Corvette

LIME GREEN??????

I growled when I turned the corner and saw the complex that matched the address on the paper.

Rawr

breasts were each bigger than her head. She resembled a shrew.

Can this author write any female characters without being insanely misogynistic

“Please give a loud round of applause…for Lincoln Daniels!” She

I cannot stand this book

The girl next to me was literally melting in her seat, her breath coming out in gasps like she was about to orgasm right there.

NO ONE ACTS LIKE THIS

You were rookie of the year your first year, and the last two, you’ve led the league in scoring,”

This wole scene makes me wat to die

“Well, you see, there’s a girl in here I’m pretty crazy about, but she’s told me to get lost.” The whole class started talking at once and I slid down in my seat, my ears feeling hot with embarrassment…not

Oh my fucking god the world doesnt involve around you two

“So I’ve decided I need to play a little hardball. I’m prepared to pay for everyone in this room’s tuition for the whole year—if she agrees to go to my game on Friday, followed by dinner after.”

NO ONE ACTS LIKE THIS X2

“You’ve got to be shitting me,” the girl next to me snapped. “Why is this even a thing? I would do anything for that man. ANYTHING. I would literally let him fu⁠—”

Does every girl have to be evil????

roughed up alpha personality I associated with him.

She thinks this unironically

“That’s too good. He’s going to freak,” she finally breathed.

As this is the only femle the author hasnt been misogynistic twards I am assuming she will be a FL in a future book

In fact, it was the nicest freaking thing I’d ever worn.

Ofc it is

She believes in very personal service, if ya know what I mean…”

Nvm

butterfly was larger than life, its wings outstretched and seemingly ready to take flight. The tattoo was rendered in stark black and white tones, a stunning piece of art, its wings spread wide in a graceful pose. The detail in the tattoo was incredible, each individual vein and contour of the wings expertly rendered. It seemed to almost come to life, its delicate beauty standing out in stark contrast against his rugged physique.

WHAT.