“I just told you that I love you,” she counters. “Me, Tess the Gemini With Two Dark Sides Owens, just told you, Ryan Puppy Langley, that I’m in love with you, and you have no comment?” “I told you I love you, like, five minutes ago, and your only comment was to go on a rant about boiling Troy in a vat of lava.” She gasps. “You did not.” I stare down at her as I run the tape back in my mind. “Babe, yes, I did. I told you I loved you, and I made a whole speech about how we’re fucking made for each other.” “No, we were talking about his leverage—” “Yeah, and then I said—” “Ohmygod, you said it,”
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