“Call me whatever you want,” Ilmari says at last. “I mean, Cay’s my husband,” Jake says. “Like, my husband husband. Like, we’re legally married.” “I know,” says Mars. “I was there.” “But you could be my husband too,” Jake says gently. “In a purely friends way,” he adds. “I said call me whatever you want,” Ilmari repeats with a shrug.