“Here’s the deal, Ryan,” she says. “I’m naked and vulnerable, so you have to be a perfect gentleman, okay? No getting handsy with me. You asked for a kiss, and I’m gonna give it to you.” Oh god, this isn’t happening. I came in here for Fritos. I didn’t even want to come. I lost a coin toss with Sanford. Now I’m standing here with a gorgeous naked woman, and she’s going to kiss me.
