I put on a good show earlier, relentlessly teasing Rachel about how I was going to start a humane society for homeless Rays. But I wasn’t serious…okay, I wasn’t entirely serious. Fine, I was serious, but purely as a thought experiment. No action. Nope. No sex for Tess this weekend. As much as I might enjoy the idea of a night of debauchery with an insanely handsome and ripped professional hockey player, Rachel Price is my best friend. I don’t want to do anything to upset her balance here. And hooking up with one of her players? One of her patients?
