Bum bum bum bum. Tonight’s the night that Tess will get on one knee. Bum bum bum bum. And you and she will live oh so happily. Your hair is blond, your eyes are green, your face is like a dream. And only you know what to do to make your lover scream. The question’s short but life is long; you know just what to dooooooo. Just say ‘yes’ and Tess will make an honest man of yooooou.

