Putting Out for a Hero (Villainous Things, #3)

by C. Rochelle

I’d actually thought he’d been about to proposition me into a circle jerk for two. And we’re going to ignore how I wasn’t immediately opposed to the idea.

I knew in my bones I didn’t want him marrying my sister. Because he was mine first.

“What kind of Goonies booby trap shit is this? Get it off me, dude—GET IT OFFFF!”

There was no reason for me not to tell my gay brother and his gay mafia queen that I might like dick. Hell, the whole gay family would probably throw me a big gay party to celebrate me joining the rest of them on the apparently more exciting side of the playing field.

There was nothing like running through the forest while only wearing a jockstrap to make you question your life choices.