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“Guys, I can’t feel my nuts. I think my suit might have shrunk in the wash or something.”
Hahahahaha
Little did they know, all I ever wanted was to stick my dick in my rival’s tight end.
began opening and closing drawers, wondering if I’d brought anything that screamed ‘uptight New Englander with blood bluer than my balls.’
Ha
“Mine,” he replied, still staring at me like he wanted to eat me alive. “I mean… she’s mine, yes. Daisy is.” He blinked rapidly before his gaze shifted to where his daughter sat on my shoulders. “For almost ten years now.”
I’m straight, but I’m just not thinking straight. Oh, no. What if my supersuit was so tight it cut off my air supply… Through my nuts?!
“Thanks for the tour, and for cutting me… cutting me FREE, I mean. And for showing me your hole. YOUR SWIMMING HOLE! Jesus Christ, I’m done. I’m fucking done. I’m just gonna go to my room now. Alone. So I can… be alone for… alone time. Jesus.” My beast was clawing to get out. I watched as this ridiculously stacked, awkward bundle of villainous sweetness adjusted his hard-on before spinning on his heel and fleeing the scene of his bi-awakening. I must have him.
“Suarez family cat wrangler! How may I direct your bullshit?”
Hahaha
I could still hear Simon in the background—ranting about a pay raise and threatening to quit if he had to ‘hold Baby Hulk’s hand through his hetero shit show.’
Hahaha
There was no reason for me not to tell my gay brother and his gay mafia queen that I might like dick. Hell, the whole gay family would probably throw me a big gay party to celebrate me joining the rest of them on the apparently more exciting side of the playing field.
“You’re the prettiest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, Suarez. From the moment I first saw you, I wanted this. Wanted you.”
I bristled—mostly because of how she was insulting Zion. Everyone knew I was dumb, but I refused to stand here and let her insult my man. Wait, what? WHAT?!
“Fuck you, Zion,” I spat, turning away from him to wrench open the door. “Mmm, I wish,” he crooned behind me. “Whenever you’re ready, beautiful.”
Stupid Lizard King with his fucking lizard dick that’s so stupid hot…
Haha
There was nothing like running through the forest while only wearing a jockstrap to make you question your life choices.
Hahahaahahahaaa
The rainbow “Congrats, UR Gay!” decor kind of gave it away.
Lol
