Imagine my complete and utter horror when I walked to the back of the house and found a half-naked woman sprawled out on the couch, staring into a computer screen like she owned the place. I still can't decide if I'm disgusted or enamored by her. She made no attempt at hiding herself from view. The wall of windows off the back remained uncovered to avoid any obstruction of the private lake and still she was lying there, completely exposed.
