With a heavy sigh, I lift my eyes to the ceiling and try to pull some menial fact about myself out of thin air that won’t make her want to scream. What are my hobbies? Torturing and killing people. What do I do in my spare time? Hunt the people I plan to torture and kill. And occasionally stalk you. What’s my relationship like with my family? Well, I’m currently running through a list of people to torture and kill because they murdered my sister. Oh, you want to know about my parents? Well, my mother is practically catatonic and my father’s danced his way onto said list of people I want to
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