What are my hobbies? Torturing and killing people. What do I do in my spare time? Hunt the people I plan to torture and kill. And occasionally stalk you. What’s my relationship like with my family? Well, I’m currently running through a list of people to torture and kill because they murdered my sister. Oh, you want to know about my parents? Well, my mother is practically catatonic and my father’s danced his way onto said list of people I want to torture and kill. See how this might get a little sticky? “I’ve already told you, I’m not a good person. There’s nothing else to tell.”
