Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)

by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

I was referring to the fact that you look like you were carved out of marble, and I just think that as a rule of thumb, inherently evil people should be grotesque-looking.”

“You just can’t kill people and be pretty. It’s confusing.”

Could I get you a cup of cauldron brew from Edwin?” The ogre who worked in the kitchen made batches of the brown sludge derived from magic beans every day, along with freshly made pastries. She’d never heard of the drink before, but it enhanced work productivity and seemed to put everyone in a better mood, dead bodies notwithstanding.

Coffee going further shall now be called this

Danger isn’t attractive, Evie; it’s scary. Or…it’s both, her brain countered.

Both. Both is good