Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)

by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

And for all of you, this is what I think it would be like to be the morally gray fantasy villain’s personal assistant.

Prologue

I love how backwards this plot is like a person is trying to stop the "villian" (which would make them seem good) but the villian is portrayed as the good guy instead

Evangelina Sage

Thats such a pretty name tho

She figured he couldn’t be more than six or seven years older than she was.

Brooo like six sevennn?? 😂🤭

“You just can’t kill people and be pretty. It’s confusing.” Evie began unwrapping the wool scarf her little sister, Lyssa, had given her on her last birthday, stepping closer to The Villain and holding it up like a signal of peace. “For the blood, Your Evilness.”

Shaking his head, a small dose of wonder in his eyes, he said, “You are chaos.”

There were severed heads hanging from the ceiling again.

Oh! Cuteee

Trystan Arthur Maverine, or more affectionately known to the public as The Villain,

“No. I have a condition where my tear ducts produce an excess of warm, salty water when I’m tired or in distress.”

“Fluffy? You looked at me and thought to yourself, He looks like a Fluffy?”

“Oh, for the love of the gods.” Malcolm’s eyes widened. “What the fuck are you doing here, brother?”

Plot twisttt!!

Chapter 14

IT'S A HE FALLS HARDER ROMANCE!!

“Sage?” “What?” she said, slightly embarrassed by the breathless tone of her voice. “Could you, umm, dismount me?”

“It’s a sick feeling here. In my heart.” It was difficult to decipher her feelings on her own, let alone attempt to explain them to a ten-year-old. “Oh, you’re sad,” her sister said,

Bro thinks her sister is dumb but she isn't

“Oh, were you two discussing tax reform with the creature, then?”