Assistant to the Villain (Assistant to the Villain, #1)

by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

Unless, of course, the name had been bestowed upon him at birth, in which case Evie would applaud his mother for her incredible foresight.

“Um, yes— The blood’s not great…but I was referring to the fact that you look like you were carved out of marble, and I just think that as a rule of thumb, inherently evil people should be grotesque-looking.”

“I’ve never felt more turned around than I have in the entire time I’ve made your acquaintance, Sage.”