“You’ll want to send the corpse down in my ambulance, Jim, won’t you?” Patton shook his head. “Nope. This is a poor county, Doc. I figure the lady can ride cheaper than what you get for that ambulance.” The doctor walked away from him angrily, saying over his shoulder: “Let me know if you want me to pay for the funeral.” “That ain’t no way to talk,” Patton sighed.

