“Why do we care about pandas?” “Because they’re cute,” Kahurangi said. “Literally that’s why.” “You’re not wrong, but the answer I was thinking about is that they’re endangered. Well, so are Edward and Bella.” “Edward and Bella?” I said. “You named these kaiju after friggin’ Twilight?” “I didn’t,” Satie said. “If it were up to me, I would have named them Sid and Nancy. Fits their personalities better. But no one asked me. One of you millennials did it.” “Millennials ruining kaiju naming,” I said to Kahurangi. “We’re just the worst,” he confirmed.
