The Kaiju Preservation Society

by John Scalzi

“They have vegan cheese.” “No, they don’t. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.”

“No one anticipates surprises,” Kahurangi said. “That’s what makes them surprises.”

“And you think this is wise.” I gestured to us being mere meters away from a fleshy wall of kaiju. Satie snorted. “If we were wise, we wouldn’t be on this planet.”