He’s rolled against me, sharing the big-ass pillow I bought when he started crashing over some nights. I agonized over that pillow. Standing there in Bed Bath & Beyond, in front of a wall of pillows, for like twenty fuckin’ minutes debating what the protocol was for when your roommate crashes in your single-pillow bed. Do you buy him his own pillow? Would that weird him out? Or get the double-long one, hoping he doesn’t question it too much?

