“Shaw, you invited me to a holiday with your entire family, where we’re making tortellini in a crowded kitchen. You picked me up at the airport—with a sign—and the first thing you asked me about when we got in your father’s work van was if I had a nice fuckin’ flight and what the snack was. We’ve been best friends for two and a half years—no sex involved. I have never once thought you’re only thinking about the hot sex.”

