“There’s nothing wrong,” Brian is saying, “with pineapple on pizza.” “Yes there is.” Tiff is holding fast on this one—she’s shifted her focus from the inequities of global capitalism to the more relatable question of whether Hawaiian pizza is shit or not. “It’s the avocado bathroom of pizzas.” Amjad gives her a nerdy smirk. “You mean it’s fashionable to hate on it but it’s actually fine?” “No, I mean it’s objectively the worst.”
