“No, most people would pretend to be grateful for that while secretly hating you.” A week ago this would have really pissed me off, but now I just find it slightly funny. Double fuck, maybe I do have Stockholm syndrome. “Well, you’re not pretending to be grateful, so you must not hate me either.” “You’re right, I don’t hate you. Let’s get married.” It probably says terrible things about me and Jonathan both that I can’t tell if he’s trying to flirt with me, trying to make me laugh, or just being really fucking insulting.
