“And she gatecrashed Kayla’s thirtieth,” Wendy goes on, “threw up on the cake, kicked the dog, and stole Johnny’s car.” “Now now”—even Nanny Barb can’t quite field all of these at once—“she brought the car back eventually.” “Only after she was arrested,” Del points out. “Yes but—” “For drink driving.” “She had—” “In Majorca.”
